Life According to a 1-Year-Old, Part II

Part 2:

 Goodness. You'd think I was actually taking his face off. I try all kinds of ways to make it silly or like a game or sing a song, but he howls and thrashes like nobody's business. People must wonder what I'm doing to the poor kid. Sometimes I debate just leaving his face crusty, but I suppose he needs to learn from the start that one at least needs a clean face to go places in life.